PEDIPALP

Everyone else has had more sex than me
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Teenagers, naked, couple in threes;
Grandparents swing from the ceiling;
Corporate capers and office amour;
Shenanigans outdoor and in -
Resist, and then later you find out there's more
Regret in not doing the sin.

All loves have to die - of that there's no help;
My favourite way to end em'
Is the orb-weaver spider's, whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum,
Then dies on the spot, his corpse there still stuck,
Left for his rivals to curse it.
He would rather die than not get to fuck:
Personally, I reckon it's worth it.



Okay... I admit it... I love the song.... especially since it uses the word pedipalp... how often do you hear pedipalp sung in a song?!

And the flash bunny is cute.

Blatantly ripped off from electrikalstorm's journal, which was blatantly ripped off from chefxh's journal:

www.behindthename.com

DOUGLAS
Gender: Masculine
Usage: Scottish, English
Pronounced: DUG-lus [key]
Anglicized form of the Gaelic name Dubhghlas, which meant "dark river" or "blood river" from Gaelic dubh "dark" and glais "water, river". Douglas was originally a river name, the site of a particularly bloody battle, which then became a Scottish surname. The surname belonged to a powerful line of Scottish earls.

WAYNE
Gender: Masculine
Usage: English
Pronounced: WAYN [key]
To decrease gradually in size, amount, intensity, or degree; decline.
To exhibit a decreasing illuminated area from full moon to new moon.
To approach an end.

SWANK
P Pronunciation Key (swngk)
adj. swank·er, swank·est
Imposingly fashionable or elegant; grand. See Synonyms at fashionable.
Ostentatious; pretentious.

So, an imposingly fashionable or elegant person from a declining dark river, or swamp.

I had an granduncle who worked at Wayne Feeds... I am very glad he didn't work for Purina!

Improv? nah... just Live Action

"White Wolf and the Camarilla Fan Club want to encourage new members to experience the organization. With the start of a new Minds Eye Theatre Chronicle and the launch of the Tabletop WOD Division we want to allow potential members to try out the Camarilla without being locked into a year long commitment."

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I currently help schedule the LARPs in Happy Valley. We have three troupe games as well as a chapter of the Camarilla Fan Club. We may even become a domain sometime.
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Our chapter has a website, but we haven't been good about updating it. Maybe when we get to domain we'll be a little more serious. Usually, when I'm dealing with my chapter, I repeat this mantra: "It's like herding cats. It's like herding cats. It's like herding cats. It's like herding cats."
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With my work schedule, I can't participate in the Saturday Night games, so I've found an alternative, White Wolf's FREE Roleplaying Game Chat Rooms.

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As it turns out... the return of over half of Happy Valley wasn't as horrible as I had expected. Work went well, and no one was killed. And Jer is back from his first Thanksgiving celebration. Now it's time to decorate for Christmas, Yule, Winter Solstice, Hanukkah, etc... Don't you just get confused during the Holiday Seaon? Well.. we do have a few holidays to choose from, but I celebrate Christmas!

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As for what I'd like underneath my Christmas Tree.... hmmm..

I'll take TWO, they're small!

"Santa, I've been a good boy. Quit that!"

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So, anyway... I have an extra day off this week, since over half of State College is elsewhere. Tomorrow, they all come back. I am not looking forward to that. 45,000 people trying to get back home in time to sleep and then go to work/school on Monday, and those who fly in from Philadelphia loose most of their luggage. Hurray US Airways!

"Yet I have left me seven thousand in Happy Valley, all the knees which have not bowed unto PSU, and every mouth which hath not kissed him." (1 Kings 19:18)

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Well, Jared asked Lindsay's father for her hand, and the rest of her, in marriage. !!Congrats Jared and Lindsay!!

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Well... time to shower... maybe I'll actually have some people over tonight.

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Relic Hunter	wolger
The Player	kyriellus
Rawhide	kilanongryphon
Three's Company	jirashi
Diff'rent Strokes	stopstartagain
Mission: Impossible	electrikalstorm
Taxicab Confessions	brian0928
All In The Family	gentiger
Leave It To Beaver	drykath
Smallville	blackdelphinium
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Everyone else has had more sex than me.


Poor bunny!

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An old British kids show that never aired on tv. Watch and you will see why.

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Sometimes, it's just strange what you find on the internet.



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We look forward to a world founded upon four essential human freedoms.


The first is freedom of speech and expression--everywhere in the world.

The second is freedom of every person to worship God in his own way--everywhere in the world.

The third is freedom from want . . . everywhere in the world.

The fourth is freedom from fear . . . anywhere in the world.

--President Franklin D. Roosevelt, Message to Congress, January 6, 1941

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FDR had fabulous speech writers. What was true in 1981 is true also in 2004. We look forward to a world founded upon four essential human freedoms. Let us fight each day to bring about this world locally and globally!

Happy Thanksgiving Day, 2004!

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Your shoes you wore today	black leather workshoes
Your fears	not having lived
Your perfect pizza	Sausage and onion
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Layer.three
Your thoughts first waking up	what f*cking time is it?
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Your bedtime	around sunrise
Your most missed memory	I forget
Layer.four
Pepsi or Coke	diet Cocacola
McDonald's or Burger King	for burger: BK, for fried, McD's
Single or group dates	Uh... been too long
Adidas or Nike	Nike
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Think you've been in love	a few times
Want to go college	back for Masters
Want to get married	when it's legal
Believe in yourself	usually
Get motion sickness	you spin round like a record
Think you're attractive	once in a while
Think you're a health freak	a freak, yes
Get along with your parents	yeah
Like thunderstorms	yes
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Gone to the mall	yup
Eaten an entire box of Oreos	yeah
Eaten sushi	no thanks
Been on stage	no
Gone skating	no
Made homemade cookies	yeah
Gone skinny dipping	no
Dyed your hair	no
Stolen anything	no
Label.seven - ever..
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated	yeah
Been called a tease	no
Got beaten up	not lately
Layer.eight
Age you hoped to be married	40
Number and name of children	good question
Dream wedding	beside a river
How do you want to die	in bed with a lover at 89 years of age
Where do you want to attend college	PSU
Dream job	independantly wealthy
Country you want to visit	Thailand
Layer.nine - In a guy/girl...
Best eye color	blue
Best hair color	black
Short or long hair	short
Height	6'2
Best weight	170
Best clothing	wife beater and fatigues
Best first date location	out for a drive
Best first kiss location	on the nipples
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Number of drugs taken illegally	n/a
Number of people I could trust with my life	more than two
Number of CDs that I own	more than 200
Number of piercings	two
Number of tattoos	two
Number of times my name's been in the news	hmmm... a few
Number of scars on my body	more than two
Number of things in my past that I regret.	more than two
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What comes to mind when you hear..
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..tornado?	trailerpark
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..Jon?	margaret
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well... uh... yeah...

In case you were wondering, is TRYPTOPHAN, that wonderful chemical that occurs in turkey that promotes drowsiness...

"Turkey does have the makings of a natural sedative in it, an amino acid called tryptophan. Tryptophan is an essential amino acid, meaning that the body cannot manufacture it. The body has to get tryptophan and other essential amino acids from food. Tryptophan helps the body produce the B-vitamin niacin, which, in turn, helps the body produce serotonin, a remarkable chemical that acts as a calming agent in the brain and plays a role in sleep. So you might think that if you eat a lot of turkey, your body would produce more serotonin and you would feel calm and want a nap." NOTES

I'm sure that is has nothing to do with the twelve pounds of carbohydrates you just consumed with said turkey.

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I wanna ride that bus!


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Anyway... work was long tonight, but I have tomorrow off, and most of the university has gone to their respective homes. A few days of quiet in Happy Valley, then they'll all come back on Sunday.

Happy Valley... I wonder if the people who named it were taught by those who named Greenland?

self explanitory

NEED I SAY MORE?

home page choices

Astronomy Picture of the Day has been my on-again-off-again homepage.

World of Darkness is my current homepage, since we're about two and a half months out from the release of the second World of Darkness game, Werewolf: The Forsaken, and it's time to start sharing some of the cool stuff we've all been working on for months and months. Tune in every weekday for your daily update! So I get to learn a little more each day about the Role Playing Game of My Obsession.

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Ahhh..... looking forward to Thursday!

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There is no emotion;
There is peace.
There is no ignorance;
There is knowledge.
There is no passion;
There is serenity.
There is no death;
There is the Force.

Well... uh... time to go to work. Yay work! Yay paycheck!

How much self-discovery can one blog take?

What Kind of Geek are You?
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DOB
Favourite Color
Your IQ is	very high
You are a	word nerd
Your strength is	you can see in the dark
Your weakness is	electrons
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Normal people think that you are	disturbed
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You are: Megatron! Most evil and foulest of all
decepticons, you transform into a gun! You take
out autobots in one shot! You eat good guys for
breakfast! No other decepticon matches your
evil, you are the undisputed leader of the
decepticons! You took down Optimus Prime,
you're so evil! You won't give up until you
rule the universe, you're smart, cowardly, and
pure evil, what other qualities could you ask
for?


Which transformers, the movie character are you?
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You are a Slytherin!!! You are one bloody evil bastard. You make
being a jackass look nice. How you manage to keep friends is a
mystery to even the Department of Mysteries. The Ministry of
Magic has been watching you since birth and had a file 10 inches
thick of all of your transgressions. Wait until you hit puberty!

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You are without a doubt flamingly GAY!


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have a nice day

It's who you know...

Well, I was driving along tonight, listening to the radio, when I catch these lyrics:

I believe in the family
with my ever loving wife beside me
but she don't know about my girlfriend
or the man I met last night

Do you believe in God
cos that's what I'm selling
and if you wanna get to heaven
I'll see you right

You won't even have to leave your house
or get outta your chair
you don't even have to touch that dial
cos I'm everywhere

And Jesus he knows me
and he knows I'm right
I've been talking to Jesus all my life
oh yes he knows me
and he knows I'm right
well he's been telling me
everything's gonna be alright

Jesus He Knows Me
Genesis / We Can't Dance
Label: Atlantic
Year: 1991

What can I say? It was a good song, and hearing it 13 years later still brings a smile.


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Cute, but could do without the cigarette. Am I wrong for thinking a guy looses 50 attractiveness points when he has a lit cigarette?

Then again, I guess a guy looses 500 attractiveness points when he has an extra 120 pounds, huh?

Still desperately single, but at least I have good friends.


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So, the other day my housemate and I go shopping, and we're talking, and he talks about a friend of his who might be dating this political candidate. Well, it's all-male dating, so we're pretty sure this political candidate is CLOSETED. Yet, the friend isn't having any luck dating this political candidate. I had to ask the question: "So, which side of the aisle do you think this guy would date?"
"You mean is he into girls or guys?" asks my housemate.
"NO!" I say, "Would he date a Republican or a Democrat?!"

I figure that's proof that I'm queer.

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Okay... http://quizilla.com is back to working... I have too many "WHAT KIND OF...?" Quizzes to take now... DO NOT DISTURB THE DISTURBED.

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You were destined to have a Red Lightsaber.

Red is the color of fire and blood, so it is
associated with energy, war, danger, strength,
power, and determination as well as passion and
desire. You have seen the Strength and Power of
the Dark Side of the Force and have you thirst
for more of it.


What Colored Lightsaber Would You Have?
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You're a werewolf. Werewolves where mutated people
who would transform into wolf-like beings and
would lose control of themselves. Often times
when a little child would go out into fields in
Europe, they would encounter a werewolf and be
eaten. They had charatceristics of their human
selves but where usually hairy with canine like
teeth and strangely shaped heads when they
transformed. They often had bad tempers and
would lose control of their actions very
easily. They were excelent hunters though. (If
you cannot see the picture, go to my userpage
and look near the bottom. There should be the
picture and description for all the results)


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You are an earth Dragon! You have a knack for
Nature or animals, and are peaceful, careful,
chariming, and optimistic. You can throw a
tantrum now or then, but who doesnt? You value
simple things in life, such as friends,
familly, and Nature.


What elemental dragon are you?
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You are Long-wang!

Mythological Background: Yes, the dragon represents
everything you think of when you think of a
dragon - fearsome and invincible. Also, it is
greatly respected just because of that fact.
The dragon has a very protective aspect to it.
Even Jupiter reminds you of intense smashing
power. The dragon is almost always surrounded
by rain-bearing clouds and fog; and the
appearance of its constellation always signals
rainfall and lightning. It's also a symbol of
authority worn by the nobility and the imperial
class. Japanese Name: Seiryuu.


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I'm sorry to be the one to have to tell you this,
but...you are not a gay male atavism at all.
You're very much hip, with it, and current. You
live in a confusing world of postmodernism,
"msm," and HIV drug cocktails. You're
out of the closet completely, but you still
live in a world full of legalized
discrimination and hate, so the fight is far
from over. Never be ashamed of your historical
roots, and learn everything you can from those
who came before; you'd be surprised how much
gay history is like last week's "Queer as
Folk."


What kind of gay male atavism are you?
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Archangel Raphael: Consecration, Healing, Truth


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Okay, enuf 4 now

quoting Churchill

If you're going through hell, keep going.
Winston Churchill

saw that the other day and decided it should be a bumpersticker, or something better.

Also... the other month at the laudromat, I saw someone had new hangers, and nearly wet myself when I saw the label.







Man, what were the marketing people THINKING???

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Now, for something completely different... I was shown this article from It sang to me:

http://www.boston.com/news/globe/editorial_opinion/oped/articles/2004/11/15/dungeons_and_dragons_we_love_you/


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You are a.. GEEK! You love fantasy, Everquest,
games, possibly have emo-ish tendencies, and
you know enough about computers to rival Bill
Gates. Ph33r your 3433t haxx0r skillZ!


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As if that's news?!

... in a world that’s so demanding

I feel so extraordinary
Something’s got a hold on me
I get this feeling I’m in motion
A sudden sense of liberty
I don’t care ’cause I’m not there
And I don’t care if I’m here tomorrow
Again and again I’ve taken too much
Of the things that cost you too much
I used to think that the day would never come
I’d see delight in the shade of the morning sun
My morning sun is the drug that brings me near
To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear
I used to think that the day would never come
That my life would depend on the morning sun...

Now if only he were in my bed, instead of on the web.

yeah... it just happens

So, I figured out yesterday that I'm ahead of the game by $145.00.

Then, last night, while driving to deliver a bag of luggage to West Bumblefuck, PA, I get pulled over for "failure to obey a properly posted traffic control sign." The sign that I failed to obey read "Speed Limit 65." Well, the trooper was nice enuf to give me that citation, as apposed to the "doing 81 in a 65 zone," which would have cost more as well as assigned 4 points to my driving record.

So, I got a fine to pay of $105.00. At least I'm still $45 ahead.

Oh, wait... tomorrow I'm taking Pixel in to get shot. That's $124.00. YAY ME!

"Lord who made the lion and the lamb,
You decreed I should be what I am--
Would it spoil some vast, eternal plan,
If I were a wealthy man?"

Vicious Killer

Pixel

Megapixel 2.0

Pixel said it's about time he get's his picture included in this journal. So, here it is... he even has a WEBPAGE .

and, I've noticed lots of blogs about Matthew Sheppherd's life and tragic death in Live Journal land, so I'll add my own momento.

Oct. 6, 1998... 2231 days ago... has much changed?.... well... what a mix, huh? I guess Aaron J. McKinney is the Vicious Killer, not my kitten.

Kyrie eleison

"Though in Midst of Life we be."
by Martin Luther, 1483-1546
Text From: THE HYMNS OF MARTIN LUTHER (New York: Charles Scribner's Sons, 1883), p. 39



1. Though in midst of life we be,
Snares of death surround us;
Where shall we for succor flee,
Lest our foes confound us?
To thee alone, our Saviour.
We mourn our grievous sin which hath
Stirr'd the fire of thy fierce wrath.
Holy and gracious God!
Holy and mighty God!
Holy and all-merciful Saviour!
Thou eternal God!
Save us, Lord, from sinking
In the deep and bitter flood.
Kyrie eleison.

2. Whilst in midst of death we be,
Hell's grim jaws o'ertake us;
Who from such distress will free.
Who secure will make us?
Thou only, Lord, canst do it!
It moves thy tender heart to see
Our great sin and misery.
Holy and gracious God!
Holy and mighty God!
Holy and all-merciful Saviour!
Thou eternal God!
Let not hell dismay us
With its deep and burning flood.
Kyrie eleison.

3. Into hell's fierce agony
Sin doth headlong drive us:
Where shall we for succor flee,
Who, O , who will hide us?
Thou only, blessed Saviour.
Thy precious blood was shed to win
Peace and pardon for our sin.
Holy and gracious God!
Holy and mighty God!
Holy and all-merciful Saviour!
Thou eternal God!
From the true faith's comfort
Fall in our last need away.
Kyrie eleison.

What do you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby, JarJar and Yoda would be like?

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Okay, so, 14 December 2004, I will have to purchase all three Lord Of The Rings movies on DVD, and then it's time to invite my friends over for the Lord Of The Rings Drinking Game. You have to take a drink every time someone says "The Ring."

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Arcana: Hymn Of Absolute Deceit

I had a taste of your blood
you had mine
I knew your pain, you knew mine
we were the beauty in all
Please let me come in your arms
let me inside
Why punish me, why bring me sorrow
you angel of grief
The growing death inside of me
the knowledge of one
the growing death inside of me
the knowledge of one

day off

Well... I have a day off... yay.
Changed the cats' litter boxes.
Made Baked Potato Soup.
Shaved.
Showered.
Made a new Malkovian for the Requiem game.
Took out the garbage.
Took my housemate to work.
Didn't find a boyfriend.
Didn't win the lottery.
Didn't discover the ultimate question of Live, the Universe, and Everything.

Found my wrapping paper for Christmas this year.

This image originaly found on:
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What else can I say?

I should say that the original gif is at
T SHIRT HELL .

Post-Election Stress Disorder

So, where did we go wrong?

10 states approve constitutional amendments to outlaw gay nuptials

(CNN) -- Six months after gay and lesbian couples won the right to marry in Massachusetts, opponents of same-sex marriage struck back Tuesday, with voters in at least 10 states approving constitutional amendments codifying marriage as an exclusively heterosexual institution.

So, I wonder, where did we fail? And by "we", I mean persons whose sexual identity is homosexual. All us fags and lesbians? Where did we fail? Why haven’t we been able to get people to believe that we’re not all evil and depraved? Why can’t we gain the trust of Middle America? Why can’t we make it known that HOMOSEXUALITY IS NORMAL, NATURAL AND HEALTHY?!

Neither Bush nor Kerry gives a crap about us. Did it really matter who want the presidency? It is those ten states who approved constitutional amendments codifying marriage as an exclusively heterosexual institution that don’t understand us. Why can’t they get the message?

GAY PRIDE? Where does that happen? It’s more than just a weekend to get to some city and fuck like bunnies! It’s proving to those who hate us that we are not the monsters they believe us to be. It’s living a life that proves that sexual identity does not remove morality. Breeders have been fucking up marriage for centuries, why can’t the give us a chance for marital bliss?